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Selection of articles written between 2005 and today.
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Coming Soon From Marshmallow Ladybird Jesus Publishing
Just in time for Christmas comes Cecelia Aherns brilliant new Romantic comedy, ‘Who’s your Daddy’, the sequel to her acclaimed story, ‘Got Here Through Her Own Skill and Talent.’ Sorcha is bubbly, brainy and beautiful, but keeps meeting pathetic men without degrees in medicine or law. Until that is, she meets Fintin, a mysterious stranger… Read more
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Cut It Out
And so, with a massive funding short fall to make up, Marshmallow lifts the heavy mantle and wields the axe; clearing away the brambles and gristle, it’s the Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus Guide to Saving College Cash. So, get rid of this lot: The “Irish” Language Come on lads, it’s been dead a long while. The… Read more
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Fees Me Bollix
In a country such as ours, with comparatively few competitive advantages over our neighbours and competitors further away, education is vitally important. As the Minister is fond of saying, ours is a knowledge based economy. Well, knowledge and Common Agricultural Policy based. Despite this, the government have consistently underfunded the driving force in this knowledge… Read more
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From the diary of Hego
November 5th, Year of my Lord, 2008 Woke up this morning, and looked over at Mrs Hego. Her aches must have woken her again as she was moaning terribly. She suffers horribly from a chronic pain in her upper thighs and has a battery operated massager, which is the only thing that offers her any… Read more
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Dame St Shooting Gallery Courts Controversy
Residents and business owners of Dublin’s thriving Dame St quarter are up in arms over the recent arrival of a drug rehabilitation and drop in centre. The building, located on one of Georgian Dublin’s most magnificent streets has become a haven for bedraggled addicts, whose soiled garments and uncommon stench are creating a public eyesore.Trinity… Read more
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My Ryan Piss Hell
A nun describes moment Gerry Ryan beat her with a billyclub and urinated on her hair as “the scariest thing I’ve ever had to endure”. The horrifying attack took place on the North Circular Rd last Wednesday eve, just as the night drew in and the birds scattered to the trees. Sister Jemima Puddleduck was… Read more
