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Selection of articles written between 2005 and today.
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The Alaskan Aristocrats
So John McCain is sat there in the office weighing up the relative merits of Romney and Lieberman as running mates for the 2008 ticket, when in walks Rove. He’s got this big shit-eating grin on him and an erection. “John, you gotta see this – you’re going to love it.” And then there’s this… Read more
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Prudes Porn Pig Out
In September the sex shops of South inner city Dublin were raided by An Gardai Siochana. Officers confiscated an estimated 8,000 pornographic DVD’s from adult shops situated within the jurisdiction of Pearse Street Garda station. Police were acting in the ill-defined area of censorship of pornography in Ireland. Under Irish law pornography is theoretically legal,… Read more
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Diary of a Dublin Sex Man
Monday Did shopping, McCain Oven Fries are up sixty seven cents. Probably because of the name. I don’t like to complain, but that is blatantly outrageous, especially considering the recession. Stood at customer service desk for seven minutes, but no one came. Tuesday Brought brochure home with lots of lovely photographs of Malaga. Niamh said… Read more
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The Death of a Salesman
America and the world weep tonight and into the future for the loss of its great Anarcho-Cynicalist hope. Following the assassination of President Elect Barak Hussain Obama, at some point in late November of this year, the world will have been rocked to its very foundation. The dark heart of America’s terrible love affair with… Read more
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The Biased Judge Sketch
Nowadays people talk about alternative comedians, political comedians, stand up comedians, sketch comedians and sitcom writers. Back in the late nineteen seventies, when the Pythons were inventing surreal sketch comedy and Peter Cook reigned over British entertainment like a lush laughter genius, there were only humorists. Actually this paragraph is built from lies, or at… Read more
