Gareth Stack

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Selection of articles written between 2005 and today.

  • Fees Me Bollix

    In a country such as ours, with comparatively few competitive advantages over our neighbours and competitors further away, education is vitally important. As the Minister is fond of saying, ours is a knowledge based economy. Well, knowledge and Common Agricultural Policy based. Despite this, the government have consistently underfunded the driving force in this knowledge… Read more

  • From the diary of Hego

    November 5th, Year of my Lord, 2008 Woke up this morning, and looked over at Mrs Hego. Her aches must have woken her again as she was moaning terribly. She suffers horribly from a chronic pain in her upper thighs and has a battery operated massager, which is the only thing that offers her any… Read more

  • Dame St Shooting Gallery Courts Controversy

    Residents and business owners of Dublin’s thriving Dame St quarter are up in arms over the recent arrival of a drug rehabilitation and drop in centre. The building, located on one of Georgian Dublin’s most magnificent streets has become a haven for bedraggled addicts, whose soiled garments and uncommon stench are creating a public eyesore.Trinity… Read more

  • My Ryan Piss Hell

    A nun describes moment Gerry Ryan beat her with a billyclub and urinated on her hair as “the scariest thing I’ve ever had to endure”. The horrifying attack took place on the North Circular Rd last Wednesday eve, just as the night drew in and the birds scattered to the trees. Sister Jemima Puddleduck was… Read more

  • The Alaskan Aristocrats

    So John McCain is sat there in the office weighing up the relative merits of Romney and Lieberman as running mates for the 2008 ticket, when in walks Rove. He’s got this big shit-eating grin on him and an erection. “John, you gotta see this – you’re going to love it.” And then there’s this… Read more

  • Prudes Porn Pig Out

    In September the sex shops of South inner city Dublin were raided by An Gardai Siochana. Officers confiscated an estimated 8,000 pornographic DVD’s from adult shops situated within the jurisdiction of Pearse Street Garda station. Police were acting in the ill-defined area of censorship of pornography in Ireland. Under Irish law pornography is theoretically legal,… Read more