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Selection of articles written between 2005 and today.

  • All Penises Large, Science Proves

    Child eating a sausage New research from Swedish sexologists Klaus and Bjorne Umlaut may finally put to rest an anxiety that has plagued society since the early 1970’s. Sociologically Originated Fear of Tininess is a culture bound syndrome that leads men to focus on their perceived inadequacies. A fear doctors now say is unfounded. Research… Read more

  • Richard Dawkins Expelled from Magic Circle

    Professor Richard Dawkins, evil? Yes 02/04/10 AP Press Release In the grandiloquent rhyming scheme that is their signature, the Magic Circle, the world’s leading public association of chartered men of wand and cape, have announced the dismissal of one ‘Afredo the Munificent’, aka Richard Clinton Dawkins PHD. Dawkins, author of such books as Deal With… Read more

  • The New Fiction

    We’re here to make literary fiction our bitch In our continuing blitzkrieg on the publishing industry, an heroic effort to teraform the stale airless wastes of literary fiction into an environment fit for human habitation; the Jackdaw Fool Comedy Network have joined forces with literary giant Pamela Nerfgurgler to present a series which will change… Read more

  • The Invisible Tour Guide 6 – Dublin’s Tower of Dublin

    From time to time we’ll use Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus’s prostitution category to promote live events and other Jackdaw ‘comedy’ projects. Today it’s time to introduce you to ‘The Invisible Tour Guide‘, our infrequent series of lie based tours of historic Dublin. This week your guide, world renowned expert Professor Byron Frump explores the dark heart… Read more

  • The Protocols of the Elders of Drogheda

    Drogheda, today He who could take Drogheda could take Hell. ~Sir Arthur Aston Who could have imagined that a broken down old port, tossed like a slag heap of crushed dreams onto the East coast of Ireland, a place stocked with sad drunks and slow witted merchants, a garrison town – its round tower a… Read more

  • Painful Lives, a new direction for grimly honest fiction

    As you may be aware, Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus Online Internet Comedy Magazine Blog is a product of the Jackdaw Comedy Network, Ireland’s largest, most feared and indeed only online comedy Network. Decimated by the econopolypse our corporate finances, once the envy of publishing barons from Robert Maxwellhouse to Rupert Baracus, have like the greedy kiosks… Read more