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Selection of articles written between 2005 and today.
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Jackdaw Fool update: New Chapter
Good news from our unintentionally offensive, though not yet well known enough to be controversial novel ‘Jackdaw Fool‘. New chapter goes up today, it’s called ‘A Man in Full, and sits at the end of the second section of the book, When devils will the blackest sins. You can finally read the book from the… Read more
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Autotune the News #6
Michael Gregory is at it again, and it is wonderful. The new autotune the news is out, and it’s the best since no 2. Let me know in the comments if you’d enjoy more reposts of other folks content. Read more
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Celebrities who are not dead
Dead Queen? Yes Since the untimely demise of the prince of pop Michael Jackson (search engines take note), rumours have percolated like coffee that many celebrities who happen to be in the full prime of being alive, are in fact deceased. As a public service, Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus have decided to provide a convenient list… Read more
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Diary of a Dublin Sex Man 4: Holiyers
Previous Episodes: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 Monday 2PM Nabbed meself two weeks off while the boss gets the bullet proof fitted. It’s me first holiyers since the divorce, so I have to make sure and go somewhere nice. These days there’s so much choice its hard to know where to stay. Malaga, Benidorm,… Read more
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Blasphemy is a Crime in Ireland
I awake this morning to a more frightening world. Yesterday blasphemy became a crime in Ireland, one element of a bill supposedly focused on defamation. Today in Ireland, certain categories of ideas gain for the first time a special status; a protection normally reserved for human beings. Yesterday, in the final moments before the hammer… Read more
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A Letter from the Future
A letter arrived for me this morning. I beg your indulgence when I tell you that it was written in my own hand. Despite all common sense I am forced to conclude that it was written by some future me, a man condemned. I have transcribed it here, correcting spelling where necessary. Dear Marshmallow Ladyboy… Read more
