Gareth Stack

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Selection of articles written between 2005 and today.

  • The Invisible Tour Guide 6 – Dublin’s Tower of Dublin

    From time to time we’ll use Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus’s prostitution category to promote live events and other Jackdaw ‘comedy’ projects. Today it’s time to introduce you to ‘The Invisible Tour Guide‘, our infrequent series of lie based tours of historic Dublin. This week your guide, world renowned expert Professor Byron Frump explores the dark heart… Read more

  • The Protocols of the Elders of Drogheda

    Drogheda, today He who could take Drogheda could take Hell. ~Sir Arthur Aston Who could have imagined that a broken down old port, tossed like a slag heap of crushed dreams onto the East coast of Ireland, a place stocked with sad drunks and slow witted merchants, a garrison town – its round tower a… Read more

  • Painful Lives, a new direction for grimly honest fiction

    As you may be aware, Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus Online Internet Comedy Magazine Blog is a product of the Jackdaw Comedy Network, Ireland’s largest, most feared and indeed only online comedy Network. Decimated by the econopolypse our corporate finances, once the envy of publishing barons from Robert Maxwellhouse to Rupert Baracus, have like the greedy kiosks… Read more

  • The Bastard Prince in ‘Fuck you Chris Hanson’

    So my mom doesn’t like it that I’m single. “Oy vey, she says, I’m your mother, I worry. You’re out with those boys all the times, doing your improvised street theatre. It’s no life for a meylekh mamzer.” And she’s right you know. I’m almost thirty three years old, I’m unemployed, and I’ve never had… Read more

  • Fantastic Tales of Jesus No 2: Diary of St Paul

    Dermot Byrne brings you the second of his audio comedy series ‘Fantastic Tales of Jesus‘. This week, ‘The Diary of St Paul’. Download: The Diary of St Paul (3.75 Meg, MP3) These gentle tales are sponsored by the cool fresh taste of Maureen’s Delicious Grape Wine, the wine that makes you go “More Wine Maureen!”. Read more

  • Jesus Solves Your Problems: AltBro Lifestyle

    Jesus has recently been informed of the difficulties facing his altbros trying to maintain their brand integrity. Even UrbanBros can feel less real since Kanye made ‘project SceneBro’ mainstream. These days P4K is the new MTV, and Zane Lowe Billy Zane thinks it’s cool to dir3ct tweehop vids; it’s harder than ever to know just… Read more