Celebrities who are not dead

the-queenDead Queen? Yes

Since the untimely demise of the prince of pop Michael Jackson (search engines take note), rumours have percolated like coffee that many celebrities who happen to be in the full prime of being alive, are in fact deceased. As a public service, Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus have decided to provide a convenient list of celebrities including their being alive status.

Brittany Spears: Alive
Jeff Goldbloom: Alive
Elvis: Dead
The Queen: Alive
Jesus: Fictional

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