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Selection of articles written between 2005 and today.

  • What Jesus imagines Victorian novels must be like

    Like most folks who spent even a tenth of a second considering their post college job prospects, Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus has never read a Victorian novel. He’s always meant to of course. He’s seen the film of Oliver Twist, and some of the better Jane Brontë period dramas on BBC 2. He quite enjoys the… Read more

  • Jesus Solves Your Problems: Prison

    Given that many of our staff and readers will doubtless be serving lengthy prison terms in the near future, for non payment of 100 thousand euro blasphemy fines, this week Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus thought it best to address the problems of those members of his infinite congregation serving, or preparing soon to serve at his… Read more

  • Marshmallow Jesus Guide to Anal Sex

    So, you’ve been dating your insignificant other for a few months, somebody’s birthday’s approaching and anal is on the table. What do you mean it’s a one night thing and she’s up for it? Anal sex is not to be trifled with. Done right it can be sublime and incredibly intense for both parties. Unfortunately… Read more

  • Tubridy again calls for calls in ‘Cunt Cutting’

    O’Irish talk show host Ryan Tubridy has begun a campaign to end a centuries-old practice known as the ‘cutting of the rose’. The procedure – still performed today across North Africa and parts of the Middle East – involves carefully safeguarding a little girl’s chastity for her husband, and has few if any known side… Read more

  • Confessions

    I am Guinevere to her Lancelot, my Arthur does not know how true love is. I flopped down on the sofa, cushions and silk. Last week, Binky and I had flooded the valley with champagne, all was sog. But still, our love was doomed. And so, be-feathered and jaded I slept and dreamed of a… Read more

  • Marshmallow Cafe Reviews

    There is much a man can live without. Shelter, friends, dignity. But, of the few true necessities, tea is the greatest.” Henry David Thoreau, Walden and Civil Disobedience. Here in Trinity College Dublin this yearning is sated in the various canteens in which you will find a self service area with a boiler, a stack… Read more