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Selection of articles written between 2005 and today.
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Diary of a Dublin Sex Man 3: Manu Negra
Previously on Dublin Sex Man: Part 1, Part 2 Monday 8PM Working on Capel St. It’s not so bad, we get a staff discount – 30% on toys, 17% on porno. Feel a bit like that young one with the cancer in Fight Club, ‘I have lubricants and sex aids, but can’t find anyone to… Read more
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Fantastic Tales of Jesus No 1: Marooned with Jesus
In today’s exclusive dose of original comedy and or commentary – Have you noticed we bring you some every single day? If your girlfriend gave you so much sugar you’d have diabetes – Dermot Byrne introduces us to the first of his Fantastic Tales of Jesus. FTOJ on MLBJ is IMHO one of the greatest… Read more
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British Politics Special: Gordon Brown and the gathering night
Dylan Moran has a beautiful little skit (above) in his stand up show ‘Monster’. It deals with potential, the idea being that if you imagine yourself to be good at something then you should never, ever attempt it, lest you be revealed as the fail you are. Ladyboy Jesus knows this only too well, look… Read more
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The Croquet Lawn – Flann O’Brady Hastings
There exists a certain character that I, in my capacities as a scientist, and you The Simple Students of Ireland, are well acquainted with. Heading home to Laois, Maynooth or Skibbereen on the Bus Eireann, and not too fancy for it, thank you very much, one regularly encounters this nefarious individual. Indeed it must be… Read more
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That Dirty Old Bastard Joyce
Ah James Joyce, grandfather of modernism and Ireland’s leading literary figure. He of Ulysses, Dubliners, Finnegan’s Wake, and other books you’ll never read. You are perhaps familiar with Joyce’s literary interest in the rude physicality of the human form, and the voracious lasciviousness of man’s libidinous urges, but were you aware of the tendency towards… Read more
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Election Special: Top Five Smug Mugs
Hot on the heels of the paper of record’s sterling electoral journalism, and just in time for the tail end of today’s Irish local elections, we here at Marshmallow Ladyboy Jesus have compiled a comprehensive list of the five smarmiest candidates standing in the local, European and national by-elections. Certain threads run through the posters… Read more
