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Selection of articles written between 2005 and today.
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Horrendous Videos III – YouTube
The internerd has shat from its sticky fetid mung goblet many a monument to idiocy, from the comic fonted film whinings of a ginger so fat he’s crippled, to the linguistically challenged thievery of the 419 artiste, that crafty devil lounging in a subtropical cybercafe munching on pineapple stir fry and Kalashnikoving steel jacketed hurrahs… Read more
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Horrendous Videos I – Sex Education for Trainables
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvUH8eDYCxU] The horrors of this piece of vintage exploitation almost decry description. In the senselessly disturbing introduction, Ron Jeremy uses some sort of patented come hither motion to lure a loping hippy simpleton toward his small Eastern European car, lovingly tussling her long brown hair like an England fan in a Sao Paulo topless bar.… Read more
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Gingers
Nothing against gingers personally, poor things can’t help the way they were born. It’d be callous to suggest they’re defective, and sheer cruelty to remark they’re not quite proper human. The first gingers emerged somewhere in the highlands about four thousand B.C., when dendrochronological records indicate that spreading glaciers forced their ancestors to rely on… Read more
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And She Closed Her Eyes – Stina Nordenstam
I walk up O’Connell street, a quarter to twelve. I pass three Russians, some strange stand off. The girl is blonde, pretty though I can’t see her face. One man leaves suddenly. The couple are motionless. I half turn, to keep them in view. He is close to her, head a little titled, face says… Read more
Gareth Stack 