Bequothed to the city by the illustrious Count Reginald Von Clovis, the Ilac centre was originally designed to host the great Peace conference of 1923. Following the League of Nations inspection, however, it was felt that the Centre was too glamorous a venue and the conference was moved to New York. As a direct result… Read more

Three words. Sir Tuesday Peregrine-Archer. As I waited back stage at the Venetian, I realised I hadn’t been this nervous since Mel Gibson called to my home to critique my review of Apocalypto. Nothing I’d read about Sir Peregrine Archer’s meteoric rise, from minor member of Dublin’s first family of journalism to international superstar, could… Read more

Have you ever fallen over and not wanted to get up again, ’cause like in a few minutes you’ll only fall over again, but harder this time? Do you ever wonder why you’ve bothered to get up, to open your eyes, why you just don’t lie on your bed pretending and lying to yourself that… Read more

Wild eyed publicity whore Bobby Sands has declared his intention to release a new diet book based on his wildly successful weight loss program. Since he took up the scheme it has become very popular in his work place, with colleagues literally keeling over themselves to join the plan. Indeed the weight has been falling… Read more