Hunger Strike – Bobby Sands


Wild eyed publicity whore Bobby Sands has declared his intention to release a new diet book based on his wildly successful weight loss program. Since he took up the scheme it has become very popular in his work place, with colleagues literally keeling over themselves to join the plan.

Indeed the weight has been falling off Sands, and although his latest fashion and interior design tips are perhaps not going to be making a splash on the high streets, fashionistas are already talking his Milan show to be highlight of this years calender.

When asked whether his new role as life guru to Rene Zellweger, amongst other higher profile celebrities, was inspired by some political goal he said, ”Absolutely not, politics isn’t sexy!”

Bobby Sands new book, ’One Day in My Life’ is available in all good nutritionists.


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