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Selection of articles written between 2005 and today.
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The Beach – Alex Garland
The gentle Nazification of the soul is explored in that most 21st century of forms, the book. Deep yellow, its pages thick and smelling, almost, like their fish glue binding. The Beach is the classic erotic novel, with little to no poon, but with every suggestive leaf painted in violent arousal. Every tree penetrates the… Read more
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All of You
Hey. You know you’re kind of cute. Whats your name? Wait. Don’t tell me. Lets keep it a sexy mystery. Like the things your parents do in the bed. I’m sorry. I was being gross. I do that sometimes if I’m nervous. Please ignore it. I’m really quite lovely. If you read this you’re a… Read more
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Horrendous Videos III – YouTube
The internerd has shat from its sticky fetid mung goblet many a monument to idiocy, from the comic fonted film whinings of a ginger so fat he’s crippled, to the linguistically challenged thievery of the 419 artiste, that crafty devil lounging in a subtropical cybercafe munching on pineapple stir fry and Kalashnikoving steel jacketed hurrahs… Read more
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Horrendous Videos I – Sex Education for Trainables
[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvUH8eDYCxU] The horrors of this piece of vintage exploitation almost decry description. In the senselessly disturbing introduction, Ron Jeremy uses some sort of patented come hither motion to lure a loping hippy simpleton toward his small Eastern European car, lovingly tussling her long brown hair like an England fan in a Sao Paulo topless bar.… Read more
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Gingers
Nothing against gingers personally, poor things can’t help the way they were born. It’d be callous to suggest they’re defective, and sheer cruelty to remark they’re not quite proper human. The first gingers emerged somewhere in the highlands about four thousand B.C., when dendrochronological records indicate that spreading glaciers forced their ancestors to rely on… Read more
