Suppose I should take this seriously. tell you a story and make the album live in your ears before you have a chance to run out and buy it like a pack of lemmings. I should describe each member of the band and perhaps pick on the front man/woman and tell you their story, making… Read more

Will you lot fuck off, you’ve knocked over my bins again. The Kaisar Chiefs are like being back in collage halls and sharing a flat with some cunt. He nicks your food, messes the place up, never does the washing up, and comes in at 4 in the morning with a load of mates, all… Read more

What the fuck was Ferry thinking? Mind you what was his son thinking when he attacked the House of Commons. So perhaps insanity runs in the family. Sometimes Dylan covers succeed- Knockin’ on Heavens Door, and All Along the Watchtower, for example. But to release a whole album of them, even if you’re a king… Read more

I’m so alone. I’m living in a stair well. Sometimes people piss on me by mistake, thinking I’m a pile of rags or perhaps they know damn rightly what I am, but I would rather give them the benifit of the doubt. I think people are good at heart, you know. Still, it gets really… Read more

Heartbreakingly honest, stunningly crafted and ramshackle. Or not as the case actually is. Shitty bum bastards, wank you ass backwards. they’ve often been likened to Tom Waits, B Diddy and Nick fucking dark Cave, but only by fools. The Cold War Kids are alright in the end but for fuck sake some perspective please. They’re… Read more

The scissor sisters are horrible evil things, they have made disco somehow acceptable to be played in indie disco’s. they did it by pretending to be ironic, but then no one wears clothes like that all the time without meaning it. Still they’ve taken time off they’re busy schedule from ripping off 70’s disco classics… Read more